If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year
ago, it would now be worth $49.00.
With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original
$1000.
With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left.
If you had purchased $1000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock
you would have $49.00 left.
If you had purchased United Airlines, you would have
nothing left.
But, if you had purchased $1000.00 worth of beer one year
ago, drank all
the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum
recycling refund you
would have $214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment advice is
to drink heavily
and recycle.
This is called the 401-Keg Plan.
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